Thursday, March 27, 2008

Natural Balance Restoration Process

One week ago I looked like this:


Yesterday, I looked like this:


What is it about taking vacations that's good for your heart, mind, and soul while you're gone, but a ruthless attack of work, problems, and life when you get back. Seems like ever since my return to work on Monday I've been in one long meeting or being running around getting things done for the house or the family. Must be a "natural balance restoration process." Sounds like something we'll see a commercial for soon.

"Did you recently return from a long vacation and are now confronted with chaotic days, endless emails, tight deadlines, and family needs? Maybe you need to talk with your doctor to see if you suffer from Natural Balance Restoration Process, or NBRP."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

NBRS - thats funny! my 2 cents: skip the long vacations. build them into your daily life so you have more time to enjoy and smell the flowers as you go along

Just one example: ride your bike on errands - may seem to take more time, but actually saves time when you add in work out time and total travel time. Pick a route that is pretty and quiet if possible. Plus its more enjoyable time than driving to the store and then driving to the gym. And better for the world and others. Live more simply, so simple and yet so healthy, keep the 'syndromes' out of your life, and appreciate what you have.

God bless you. I feel so blessed to have the opportunity to speak of this marvelous opportunity all of us have to live a rewarding life for ourselves and others.

Rudy

TeamSeagal said...

"NBRS, when left untreated, can lead to even more ridiculous conditions such as RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome). Talk to your local bike shop to see if your case of NBRS is serious enough to warrant a new bike and/or entry into another bike race.

A new bike and/or race entry is not for all people. It may lead to intense states of euphoria and has also been known to result in bouts of 'upgrade-itis,' severe in most cases. Possible side effects include, but are not limited to, blurred vision and watery eyes from increased speed, splattered mud on face, increased heart rate and bloodflow, reduced stress, exhaustion, increased risk of moderate to severe injury resulting from a crash, strengthened social life, and a general increase in quality of life. Most people find that the benefits by far outweigh the risks. Use as directed."

-C. Ryback